Two Rednecks were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying
like hell. So the other asked, "Why are you crying?"
The first one replied, "I came here for blood test"
Second one asked, "So? Are you afraid?"
First one replied, "No, not that. During the blood test they cut
my finger"
Hearing this the second one started crying very loudly. The first
one was astonished and asked the other, "Why are you crying?"
The other replied, "I have come for my urine test."
Keeping Secret
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men
or women were more trustworthy.
"No woman," said one man, scornfully, "can keep a secret."
"I don't know about that," huffily answered a woman guest. "I have
kept my age a secret since I was twenty-one."
"You'll let it out some day," the man insisted.
"I hardly think so!" responded the lady. "When a woman has kept
a secret for twenty-seven years, she can keep it forever."
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