BRAGGING RIGHTS

A limousine had encountered a red traffic light and was waiting for it to

change when a small Yugo also drives up.  The haughty businessman in the

back of the limousine started bragging to the Yugo owner that his was the

best car that money could buy.

"This is the best limo that money can buy.  It has ABS, airbags for all

passengers, automatic climate control, onboard computer control system,

photo chromatic glass, mini bar, a television with satellite dish embedded

in the roof, blah blah blah...."

At this point the Yugo owner interrupted.

"But do you have a video in there?"

The light changed at this point, and the limo driver pulled off.  The

businessman in back felt a bit down that he didn't have this simple item,

and that very day had one installed in the limo.

A few days passed by, and again the limo was at a traffic light when the

businessman spotted the Yugo again.  It was pulled over to a side, with the

glasses all steamed up, and steam coming from a half open window.  Upon

seeing this, the businessman got out of his car and knocked on the window of

the Yugo.  After a few moments, the Yugo owner poked his head out (which was

dripping with water, by the way!).

"I installed a VCR in my limo", said the businessman proudly.

The Yugo-man responded: "You got me out of the shower for THAT?"